Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!
Ling Xiao Bimbam (凌霄避免爸妈) an ancient inscribed word that translates to:
"Insult the green hemp snake whom ascended to heaven"
It was inscribed by Berlann, the first founder of Qiandeng Town in the Suzuhou prefecture. Other scribes are untranslated so far, but have been confirmed to have been written by scholars of Chengdu by thr names of Ren Ting, Jae Ju, Ki Zuna, Yu Lia.
Ling Xiao Bimbam!
Yes! Insult the snake!
Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as
-unfunny
-low intelligence
-snapping other girls
Xiao ling syndrome
“Xiao Ling is going to go take a dive.”
FUCKING FAILURE. YOU GOING TO INDIA.
"Oh now I'm becoming a LOH KA LING MELINA "
Siew Ling, a creative and witty gal. She is there for her loved ones when they need her most. When alone, she often laughs at her own jokes. Haha.
She is an omnivert, depending on her mood, she loves to have her own space and also love being around people she cares the most! If there are any adventures, especially hiking, she will be there! Some Siew Ling(s) are vegetarian, if you know one, keep her - she knows the best vegetarian food around.
Need someone to have fun with? Go find a Siew Ling.
A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass
oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long