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A person who is keen is the ways of slickness. A person who is a slick lizard is they type that will go through you bathroom trash to take home souvenirs to maturbate with.
Man dude that hommie of mine Tyrone sure is a slick lizard ass nigga! He always be takin home my granny old douches to put into his butt while he be jerkin off and shit. Anyway pass that crack pipe I gotta get my smoke on before my baby momma get home from work. I don't work because I have to driver her car around and cheat on her with other fat nasty bitches.
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The act of hanging your junk out of your pants, holding your arms around your head and running awkwardly (resembling a jesus christ / frilled lizard) in an atempt at distraction or to avoid danger
He was running around like a frilled lizard so I didn't get a good look at his face.
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a bitch who sucks large of dick expecting money or clothes in exhange. usually found text messaging on buses or with pictures of their sexy asses bent over on myspace.
mike: "shorty is fine!!!"
john: " no, shorty is a street lizard."
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The Co-Worker no one really knows the truth about. Is their name even their real name. You will never know and can not stop their rise to power, They are the Lizard King.
Adam: Robert is totally The Lizard King. He has gotten promotion after promotion and no one really knows anything about him.
Doug: Is Robert even his real name?
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The meaning of being a male lizard that has sex with other male lizards.
Man that guy is a lizard homo
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A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.
This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.
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A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
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