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When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)
Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
when your load touches your bed
"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"
Neighborhood girl who loves to blow you and your group of friends on regular basis
I've got a little Caine let's call load face after a couple lines we'll run a train
To accept semen. Either inside your mouth, vagina or ass.
Clark: hey guys have you see Andrews new shoes, they are so cool
Alex: If you think hes so cool just fade the load
When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
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(n) a hot, messy load blown onto a webcam during cyber relations
(v) to blow a hot, messy load towards and or onto a webcam during cyber relations
ex) (n) Dude, it took forever to clean the E-load off of my webcam last night.
ex) (v) Dude, I E-loaded all over your sister last night man!