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An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
An indie folk-punk band based in Toronto. Nobody knows who it’s members are or where they came from. The band was formed in 2021 and has since written over 100 unreleased songs.
“Did you hear the new Lobster Queen song?”
In anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
My sister dreams of being a Lobster Wrangler.
"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.
"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"
The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.
Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.
A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.
I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.
Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)
Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?