Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

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Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

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solar logic

Something that makes sense as long as you don't really think about it, much like how you know the sun is there, but you can't look directly at it.

"No, dude, seriously! The Korean kids are spies from Kim Jong Il!"

"But why art school, dude?"

"Oh my god! It's obvious! Well.... wait... Crap, it made sense in my head."

"Solar Logic, dude. That or you're retarded."

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Homo Logic

The mindset of any homosexual person.

Bowser, from the Mario series, uses homo logic by kidnaps Peach to lure Mario into his castle in order to dominate Mario's butthole.

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Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

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Swiss Logic

When normal logic is full of holes and is rendered entirely incoherenet.

If I could go back in time just once....I'd kill Kennedy.

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Cassie Logic

The logic used when making a statement and freezing or drawing a blank when asked for proof or evidence esp. when related to a form of praise or insult.

Person A: "I appreciate how you're always so real with me"
Person B: "Oh yeah? Thanks! Like when?"
Person A: "Uh.... I don't know"
Person B: "Wow...that's some real Cassie Logic"

Person A: "You stay lying!"
Person B: "Really? When have I lied?"
Person A: "I can't tell you right now."
Person B: "So you have no proof?"
Person A: "No, but you be lying!!!"
Person B: "Wow.... I'm not respecting your Cassie Logic."

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