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A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"
Hym "I told you that was going to happen."
A retard "Yeah but why though?"
Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."
A retard "Nah, it's not that."
Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life
Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”
When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.
"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."
winners don’t know what this term is
did you hear that John is losing the football game last night?
another term for daylight savings cuz it sucks (daylight losings)
Meeti: Ugh it’s so dark outside I hate daylight losings
Sahasra: Losing’s isn’t a word
Meeti: Well now it is
some shit id never do that’s for sure
what’s losing?
i don’t know, never have never will