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While eating lunch at work,home,etc. While your eating partner gets up to get a beverage,etc. Quickly jerk off and jizz into their sandwich, if pulled off corectly they should eat the jizz sandwich without knoticing
taylor substituted johns lunch with the new improved german lunch while john was gone to the shiter.
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A variation of knuckle sandwich.
Keep it up and you'll be eating a boxers lunch.
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a person you go to lunch with regularly, to pass the time in the chow line.
"hey yo wilson! you gonna be my lunch buddy?
the stennis chow lines are long as fuck."
"hey yo wilson! you gonna be my lunch buddy?
the stennis chow lines are long as fuck."
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a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)
Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.
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Ex.ec.u.tive. Lun.ch
An executive lunch stems from the "three martini lunch" in which business professionals would drink three martinis in a leisurely fashion.
The executive lunch is when a business professional smokes marijuana during his lunch break, thus mimicking the "three martini lunch"
Hey did you notice Shaun took an "executive lunch" today?
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Food that a multi trillion country doesn't fucking care about, lunch ladies who are in their 50's who can't cook for shit and forces you to get a fruit, and expired food. The milk is a unknown brand that nobody knows about, it has the humor of a 4 year old who watches pbs kids for a living, and it is usually horrendous on a daily basis and is 2 weeks expired. The meat is somehow cooked but pink on the inside, the lunch ladies probably used a toaster to cook it, and they cant cut burger bread and still wonder why the fuck nobody grabs it. Pizza that you could've ordered from Little Caesars or Papa Johns etc but they want to make their own grotesque food, it contains expired ass cheese, cold pepperonis, and moldy ass bread. After you get your lunch, you have to sit on atrocious tables, which has food under it, and eat the nasty ass food. And if that isn't worse you get bitches micro managing and monitoring you, sees a hoodie on someones head and then acts like the whole world is ending and wonder why they aren't teacher of the year. Lastly, you get forced into a strict penitentiary called class and waste 109635.66 hours of your life.
You shouldn't eat the SCH00L LUNCH
Making yourself a sneaky packed lunch using the contents of a hotel buffet breakfast to save a few quid. Works especially well in ski resorts.
What you up to there Chris? Oh I’m just making myself a Tony lunch....