da mi darpash lainata

Uncommon bulgarian joke used to wind up your friends. Means "To pull my shit".

In Bulgarian: "Да ми дърпаш лайната".

Friend: "Hey, are you coming with us?"
You: "To where?"
Friend: Da mi darpash lainataaa
You: …

fiesta en mi pantalones

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

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leah mi chung

a nicer way of saying bung hole

Look at her. She is such a leah mi chung.

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mi chang mushroom

During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.

When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.

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Mi-ka-ay-kin

A martial art, specifically the "art of the ball-crushing fist." Practitioners of Mi-ka-ay-kin are good at downing their opponents with a single punch to the balls.

I am a practitioner of Mi-ka-ay-kin, so basically no man ever wants to fight me.

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Mi gato está muerto

This phrase has different meanings depending on context.
1. A way of expressing appreciation for one's existence. This can be either romantic or friendly appreciation, but on Friday's it's strictly romantic.
2. A way of expressing motivation to be productive.
3. A way of cheering someone up.
4. A way of congratulating someone on something.

Friend: I failed the exam.
You: Well, mi gato está muerto porque estuvo debajo de mi carro por cinco años.

Friend: Comí pizza hoy.
You: Ayyy! Mi gato está muerto porque estaba debajo de mi carro.

Friend: I wanna tickle your earlobe.
You: Mi gato está muerto.

a mi me gustan mayores

Spanish for I like them (girls) older

a mi me gustan mayores