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when describing the depth of penertration one achieves when ploughing a clowns pocketof an evening.
Fuck me Kenneth i ragged her so deep last night i was up to the makers name.
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When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.
I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.
A nice day of saying son of a bitch.
She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"
"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
Domestic partners that decide they need to makes babies before they get married.
A boyfriend is getting old and the girlfriend wants kids so they decide to fuck and have babies before marriage. That makes them domestic baby makers.
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A fart so bad that it makes it feel like your ass is dripping with acid. Aka assid
Holy shit my butthole burns i just let an acid rain maker drop