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A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.
MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them
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Small town on the St. Clair River. Its not so bad.
Marine Citys not so bad, thank god we don't live in Algonac
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Very highly motivated, truely dedicated, well taught, experienced people doing what they need to do to get the job done. The title MARINE can not be rented, lent, borrowed, stolen, bought, sold or given, it has to be EARNED through, blood, sweat and tears. There is only one way on and one way off Parris Island.
Wanna know what it's like to be a Marine? Do you think you have what it takes to be part of an elite force? Go to your local recruiter office and ask him, I'm sure there are plenty of openings for you down there on the Island. Good Luck
Wanna learn more about the Marine Corps, call your local recruiter today.
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Home to some of the prettiest girls in the world
“Holy shit check out this hella hot girl from Marin county!”
“Which one...?”
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Marine, Illinois is a half an hour east of St. Louis, Missouri. Marine, is a village made up of 930 drunken coked out red necks, with no drivers license or high school education. There is a grade school in the village which consists of the inbred children of the carnie yard across route 143. The one and only gas station is ran by a retard, and a slut, and sometimes a slutty retard. There is one bar/pub within city limits, and is ran by two lesbians with the combined weight of a combine loaded down with squirrel guts from nearby Silver Creek. The Madison County Heritage Trail ends in northern marine, and is usually inhabited by coke fiends sniffing wild animals asses to get that last fix, that is unattainable at the slutty retards gas station or lesbian bar.
BILL: Where you from?
CHAD: Marine, Illinois.
BILL: Oh, so you take it in the ass?
CHAD: Only at the lesbian bar by the slutty retard.
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Technically, the troopers in "Starship Troopers" were known as 'The Mobile Infantry,' storm troopers, shock troops, marines, and army special forces all rolled into one.
The military personal featured in "Aliens" and "Space: Above and Beyond" were 'space marines.'
'Space Marines' were also featured in the Japanimation show "Space Battleship Yamato/Star Blazers." In the original Japanese show they were called 'The Space Calvary."
In the James Bond movie "Moonraker," Drax's space station is attacked by U.S. Astronaut Marines--different beast entirely.
"The Space Marines will make their stand here on Broomus! Victory or death!"
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The finest branch in the United States military. Also men who have developed infinite patience from listening to people call them "stupid" dropouts, especially when the Marine Corps only accepts .02% of its annual recruiting quota to be high school dropouts, and even then the recruits still have to have attained a GED. Also ironically, most people talking shit on the Marine Corps tend to constantly misspell words and use terrible punctuation in their posts. (Must be army loyalists, all you need to enlist in the army is to be able to correctly spell your name on the dotted line, which this Marine learned to do when he was three.)
Prospective recruit 1: Should I join the Army or the Marine Corps?
Prospective recruit 2: I'm joining the Army because I'm a pussy little bitch and the Marine recruiter told me I had to lose weight and I might have to kill someone and get shot at myself. In the army all I have to do is fix refrigerators
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