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gangstah mario killed my mom and took my children, i cant get mad at him tho, he's gangstah mario. this is life...
Gangstah mario took my children jappu.... hes so swag tho what a hottie
The best video game franchise in the world.
My friend: Do you wanna play sonic the hedgehog or Super Mario?
me: SUPER MARIO!!!!!!!!
A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
A professor at Berea College. Also called Dr. Mario.
Student: I got an A in Mario Nakazawa's class.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.
A pretty decent movie that gets a lot of hate even though it’s not that bad if you think otherwise you are an annoying 5 year old who thinks Roblox is the best thing ever
Man no 1:
The Mario movie was pretty fun
Woman no 1:
No it wasn’t it was trash
Man no 1:
Well you’re 5 and love Roblox you L
If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.
Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?
I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.
Renowned hockey player. Argued to be the greatest of all time along Gretzky and Crosby, particularly by famous Penguins fan, Peter Jackson (PJ).
"Mario Lemieux was easily the best hockey player I've ever seen." Peter Jackson (PJ)