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Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.

Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?

by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023


Mat

The cutest person on the earth a chad and very stlyish Mats like eating pie eating any type of food and he adores women and loves dogs.

'Wow that person is truly a mat"

by Matdoggo February 9, 2021


Mat

A very nice guy so far

A little bit on the crazy side but not bad crazy. He likes to make a difference in the world. Works hard and loves his dog. He is always doing something to better himself

1.Wow did you hear Mat got hit by a boat on the beach during a storm surge

1. That’s a one bad ass Mat

by Ghostface13 November 10, 2022


Mats

ugly ass nigga that has A.D.H.D. he likes to eat his own fucking boogers. he also likes to smoke, he gets his joints by sucking off elder classmates, did i forget to mention? he is gay. he also looks like a fusion between a racoon and donald trump

person 69"that faggot is so annoying! all he does is suck off Dennis!"
person 420"you mean Mats?"

by GaresHater March 6, 2018


Mat

If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.

Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.

Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.

by Disor August 12, 2022


Mats

Slang for people who get fired

Or a generally creative employee

Why is that guy no longer in the company? Well, it turned out he was a Mats

by Matstjafs May 26, 2019


Mat

While I'm here

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by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020