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Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.....
and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips......epic meal time.
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Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
A hood rat challenge that tests the resolve of even the thirstiest and most hard hitting African Americans. It involves the consumption of 2, 40 ounce malt beverages (preferably steel reserve for a maximum cost to alcohol ratio), 5 pieces of extra crispy fried chicken, and half a watermelon. With all these taking no longer then the duration of a black comedy such as Pooty Tang, Black Dynamite, Tyler Perry, etc...
Dude Chris was so fucked up after completing the Nappy Meal challenge he fell and broke that kitchen table. Dang, Henry's gonna be real mad.
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Obese military hobbyists/posers who have a nice gun collection and chamo outfit, but zero military training. The kind of people who say "I hope somebody comes and tries to take my guns" and actually mean it.
(The name is in reference to the famous "Seal Team Six" who killed Osama Bin Laden)
Looks like Meal Team Six brought his AR-15 into Starbucks again, sigh.
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McFail meal $1.49
when your eating out a skeletor and u get this werid taste in your mouth and there is a werid smell, and then one random day u smell your B.O. and its the same thing as when u were eating out skeletor causeing u to fall to the ground in shambles and quiver in fear for hours for you have realized what you have done and u r now morbidly descusted forever.
the mcfail meal was the worst $1.49 ever spent and has killed my sex drive
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A depression meal is a meal that one would consume while in a state of sadness.
definition: A depression meal is a meal that one would consume while in a state of sadness.
example: "Ive been so depressed the only thing ive eaten today where ice cubes dipped in water"
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Used to describe someone such as Daniel Seavey or Jonah Marais from Why Don’t We
Oh my lord! Daniel Seavey is such a full course meal!
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