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(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."
Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.
A term coined to explain commonly regarded feminine or metrosexual tendencies, activities and behavior in a completely straight male.
Synonyms include: Eurosexual, and Macho Metrosexual
1.)A man watching a football game while eating a steak and drinking a beer in a room full of car magazines and girly mags is considered "Macho".
A man doing the same thing, with the exception of considering repainting the living room with warmer earth tones to compliment the new drapes he got on sale at Target...That's "Macho Metro".
Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.
That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.
(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)
“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “
“Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”
The one piece of equipment only Scott knows. Scott will become the district manager because he is the only one who knows this equipment.
Kevin: I have Optera metro orders to map
Scott: OH BOY I guess I am going to have to map them
Kevin: Thanks Scott, you should be a district manager
Scott: HEY EVERYONE, I MAPPED AN OPTERA. WHERE IS MY PROMOTION????
A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.
I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.
A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."
"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."