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Just a gay man who can’t get laid
Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid
“I’m a metrosexual”
“What’s that?”
“I’m straight, but with more steps”
To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.