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A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.
Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!
The pipe that vents a Port-a-potty's fumes
Damn, that blue room stinks.... i bet that mexican chimney is clogged
When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.
*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.
Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/
Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!
When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.
Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband
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When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.
Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*
Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
When someone vomits after too much tequila.
Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.
An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.
Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.