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Weed prownies laced with cocaine
Yoooo you didn’t tell me these were Miami crisp.
The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
When the time reaches 3:05 and 305 is the area code of Miami in essence making it Miami o’clock
Jack: Hey man it’s 5 minutes pass Miami O’Clock
Alex: bro word?
Jack: yeah lol
Females from Miami will cheat and lie to you and break yo heart.💯
A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
A Miami vice is when you girl is on her period and you give her a creampie. Cum and blood look like the miami vice drink
Bro, i gave my girl a Miami vice last night
Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns
Have you seen that eduardo guy?
Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one