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Weed prownies laced with cocaine
Yoooo you didn’t tell me these were Miami crisp.
When a group of men tickle a naked woman until she pees in a cup, and promptly drinks the pee.
Let’s all have a Miami Tickler with Gina
When the time reaches 3:05 and 305 is the area code of Miami in essence making it Miami o’clock
Jack: Hey man it’s 5 minutes pass Miami O’Clock
Alex: bro word?
Jack: yeah lol
A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
Females from Miami will cheat and lie to you and break yo heart.💯
The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
Step up 4- Miami heat's house music, footwork dance.
Oh mate, teach me the Miami Step.