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When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Person 1: "hey look it's Michael"
Person 2 (wise): *starts running*
Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL
It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning
Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..
me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
Michael is literally Hitler
Man Fuck That Michael guy he is literally Hitler
A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.
“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
Michael is the most intelligent person ever. He will always be by your side when your days are rainy. When he there by your side those rainy days are gone because of him. He’s my bestest friend I ever had. He always find a way to make me smile and laugh. He’s extremely loyal. But including girls broke his heart many times but he learned from it. When he learned from it he warned me. Because he never wants the same thing happening to you. Michael is an Amazing person, very kind, helpful, etc. Everything about him is perfect he’ll never break your heart into pieces like the others. Keep him forever you need him and he needs you. You can see his eyes shining bright in the light but be careful when looking at his eyes he sees you!!! But KEEP HIM FOREVER 💕♾🤞
Michael is AMAZING 🥺😁 NO NEED FOR EXAMPLES
A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.