Minecraft

A game for 12 year olds that suck ass at call of duty

Mom: hey billy
Son: get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

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Minecraft

A game that is monumentally better than fortnite.

Person 1: Wanna play some Fortnite?

Person 2: Hell no, Minecraft is better

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Minecraft

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”

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Minecraft

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(

Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!

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Minecraft

A booming game once where every kid talked about it, now a completely dead game where only nerds play it

Nerd: Do you wanna play Minecraft
Random geek: Srsly?

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Minecraft

Did you mean: Cancer?

Yooo Minecraft used to be fun... now its cancer.

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Minecraft

A game for bigger virgins than Fortnite players they will be addicted and become squeakers

Hey that Minecraft player is such a virgin heyy I’m not a virgin

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