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An accidental nocturnal bowel movement
Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile
A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal
Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile
A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.
During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.
When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.
The woman at the pool has a crack missile sticking out of her shorts.
When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon
Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd
When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.
“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”