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A man workouts in compression shorts and gets his gooch nice and ranky then, unshaved sits on his partners face thus causing them to pass out for a brief moment.
Last weekend Jennie let me give her a Mississippi heat stroke, I was scared after she didn't wake up for 5 minutes, I think I will do less running next time.
A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs
Bob - "Did you hear the Lonesome Mississippi Drifters' new song? They're really expanding their repertoire!"
Steve - "Yeah, I never knew that the song My Humps was so graphic until I heard the Drifters' version!"
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The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.
This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?
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When you didn't quite wipe your ass enough after shitting and then start doing something very active that causes sweat to build up and mix between your ass cheeks.
Hugh:Man my ass hole boss rushed me outside the bathroom while I was dropping off the mexicans at the pool and I didn't quite wipe right and now I'm super uncomfortable with this killer case of Mississippi mud butt.
G.Rection: Man Hugh you should have just told him to go eat a big fat dick and finished that bowl blaster right.
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when a guy that is chewing tobacco, spits it into a womans vagina for the purpose of lubricant, and then fucks her
"my lesbian friend Jenneen got drunk and hooked up with this guy, and he totally gave her the mississippi hot pocket"
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A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.
Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!
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A thorough beating applied with an erect penis.
Put my love handle in your mouth before I mississippi pistol whip
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