Pimp-mobile

The type of poor-quality big-ass car driven by a pimp. Unless he's vietnamese of course. Vietnamese pimps ride motorcycles, it's in Full Metal Jacket if you don't believe me...

Sucky sucky ten dolla, gotta save me, buy reel big pimp-mobile! Ya, love you long time so I get caddy!

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Twinkie-mobile

The van driven by the friendly men in the white coats, who will take you off to the Psychiatric Hospital.

'Charlie freaked out in a major way, and had to take a ride in the Twinkie-mobile!'

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Mobile Shade

When you purposely drive next to big trucks or 18 wheelers on the freeway to avoid the blinding light from the sun. It requires limited traffic due to having to pace next to the vehicle.

Yea man it was such a scorcher today, luckily on my way home I found some mobile shade on route 6.

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Going Mobile

The act of searching through a bar or club to find the most attractive person there. The phrase went mainstream by a famous TikTok drunk named Alex Holem. He will wingman for guys and girls and "Goes Mobile" with them until they find the most attractive person there. Alex will then wingman for them and get them to kiss.

"Who's the most attractive person here?"
"I don't know. Looks like we're going mobile!"

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Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek.

Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!

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Mobile Legends

A game which is better than all noob games and is better then lol and vainglory.Trust me all good games are named mlbb

Mobile Legends is so great....QUIT LOL

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Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

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