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The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.
The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.
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A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.
Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.
And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".
Hence "america's next top model".
But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.
america's next top model characters:
Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!
Talentless model: *thinks for a second*
*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*
Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.
Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.
Thank you!
Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!
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A sensation created by two inebriated Australian university students. The style has quickly spread featuring in many advertising campaigns and appears consistently throughout photographs on facebook. This display of class, elegance and sass will continue to grace our pages for an extended amount of time. Some may say, it's an unstoppable force.
T-Rex modelling is slowly creeping onto the runways.
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When you take a shit in your friends milk carton and let it hide in the milk.
thien:Yo man, i just pulled a yellow model chick on Alex yesterday.
Jack: daammn, he won't even see the poop.
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-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.
-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.
-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.
-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."
-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.
-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora
Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.
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A double action, stainless steel revolver chambered in .44 Magnum. It replaced the ever-famous Model 29 blue steel revolver. Availible in 3,'' 4,'' 6,'' or 8 3/8'' barrel lengths.
The cop looked the woefully inadequete .38 Special strapped to his hip, shook his head, went to his car, and pulled a 629 from the glove compartment.
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1) When a delegate at a model united nations conference is unwilling or too lazy to write a resolution of their own but instead walks around endlessly looking for other groups to invade
2) Anyone unwilling to write their own ideas down so the find a group looking for sponsers of a resolution and once said group is found takes over while never inputting any ideas
MUN delegate 1- hey do you need another sponser? ive got some good ideas....
MUN delegate 2- yeah sure! so what do you think?
MUN delegate 1- well i actually have nothing to input but since you put me down im just going to take over and do all of the talking ok?
MUN delegate 2- ew your a Model UN reso hopper.... loser