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n. A racist term for basketball
Black man approaches white man.
Black man: You wanna play some basketball?
White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.
A south-county term for poop on a stick.
"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"
To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.
Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross
An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.
Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.
A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.
"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"
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A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.
Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.
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