Moo Day

A day filled with very random & bizarre events, a real WTF day.

Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: I was driving to pick up some packages and there was a cow giving birth on the side of the highway, while another one watched and just chewed on his foot. Then I discovered the best ice cream shop 1 mile down the road.
Person 1: WTF?

Another of Example a Moo Day
- flute playing hippie at farmers market
- hippie toddler with no pants sits on your lap
- employee's mom calls your friend in panic asking them to help their adult child cover a shift
- break in at work
- free access for all

- get stuck in between entrance gates
- casino win

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Midnight Moo

A Midnight Moo is the act of defecating on another person's face as the clock strikes 12. The person committing this act must also MOO like a cow simultaneously.

Tim: "Yo bro, Nick was being an asshole last night; lets fucking give him a midnight moo tonight."

Bob: "Totally dude. Lets get his ass"

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eh moo

A fat and stupid person

Eh moo is a fat person

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moo-shoo

The act of "shoo-ing" a person(s) using the sound typically associated with a certain farmyard animal, the cow. Instead of saying "shoo", used to express ones desire for the target to leave, the user says "moo". Although it is typically used in a jovial manner, it can be insulting depending on a)its delivery, such as an angry shout
b)the target, such as a person so large they could in fact be confused with a cow

Example 1: You briefly leave your seat only to return and find a friend utilizing your sitting spot.

You : Thats my seat man
Friend : I know but you left to get me a drink
You : Exactly i was doing you a fav... oh ffs "mooooo"!

Example 2: A fat kid you don't really know is listening in on you and your friend whilst you are conversating.

You :....and then we'll probably just go straight to the club?
Friends : Yeah sounds good but what about *insert friends name*... he doesn't have I.D...
Fat Kid: Oh are you guys going to that club, i've been there gazzilions of times it's just thriling isn't it.
You & Friends: ...who the hell? *moo moo moo*

The act of shooing using the word *moo*, hence, moo-shoo

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cheeky moo

Well cheeky moo is a way of being polite instead of using cow i use moo as it sounds unaffensive

your a fuckin cheeky moo lol

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Moo Cow

A cow that says moo.

Person 1: "Oh my GOD! That cow just barked! I swear!"

Person 2: "Of course it didn't, it's not a moo cow."

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Mee-moo

1) to throw a pity party for oneself

2) to vain pity in someone elses direction - ie. I don't really feel sorry for you

1) My beer is warm, mee-moo

2) Billy: "Nothing has gone right for me today and now this d-bag behind the counter gives me cold nacho cheese"
Lori: "Mee-moo Billy, mee-fucking-moo"

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