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Loving somebody more than they love you.
devon: love you <3
milo: nope love you more! <3
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A term used by those completely inexperienced in the act of hooking up.
"Dude, I'm totally going to do stuff and more with that drunk chick in the corner. She's probably too trashed to notice that I've never kissed a girl."
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Damn worth it always!!! Made popular by Ludacris.
It was Friday night and I was feelin' aight (Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin' Henney wit da Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights, no police sirens,
I'm headed to da club, lookin' fo' a freak,
To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to da spot, 26's like bam!
Eyes on me like "Bitch, do you see him?"
Stroll through the front door, headed to the VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Scopin' out da room and what do I see?
A nice round butt and a pair of double D's,
So I crept up like "Shawty, what's happen'n?
You kilin' dat dress and I love it wit' a passion,"
Den she turned around and her face was aight,
She had a gap tooth and mean overbite,
But I was like hmm...
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.
Woke up da next mornin' and all I can remember,
Was takin' shots and tippin' da bartender,
Surrender to da woman, end up bringin' me home,
Cause' she started lookin' better every shot of Patron (Yep)
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause' tonight damn right! I might do it again!
So I called up da homies (What up?)
Let's ride, we can hit the sportsbar,
Over on the South side,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up an said "Hi,"
My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy,
One said "I know who you are, I'm your #1 fan,
And right now it's too bad I got a man,"
And I said "I understand, but where da hell is he at?
Cuz, in a minute if he don't show up then maaaaan....."
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.
Uh huh,
Ay Pain, holla at em right quick man!
You gon' get in trouble wit yo' man, girl,
(Don't get in trouble, girl)
Talkin 'bout how you're my biggest fan, girl,
(I know it, I know it)
Now I don't wanna do,
(Please)
What you gon' make me do,
(Don't make me do it, don't make me do it!)
But... if I have one more drink...
One more drink I'mma get cha,
Home, then I'll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a buncha drunk pictures,
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha,
Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up da FLOOW,
Hikin' up yo' skirt, climbin' up yo' shirt,
It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygurl?
(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Just one mo')
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
(That's all it's gonna take)
If I take one more drink,
(Hey!)
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Haha, who else T-Pain?)
You too.
(Outro)
You hear what I'm sayin'?
People too picky these days, dammit!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement...
Deuces...
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More power to you means good for you, or when someone says a secret or something respectable you say thus
"I really like this kid named Timmy, don't tell anyone ok?- Gianna.
"More power to you Gianna" - josh
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Suddenly More Asian
- adjective
(1) Describes individuals who act in a more East Asian manner around other people of their culture who are hot shit in their homeland. For women, this includes being more submissive around alpha Asian males and for Asian males means claiming your right to submissive Asian women. This includes Chinese, Philippians, Vietnamese, Koreans, Laotians, Cambodians, and Japanese.
-noun
(2) Any person of East Asian decent who shows exuberance to their homeland at the drop of a hat.
(1) Ms. Chung was Suddenly More Asian when talking to her Chinese counterpart about a deal to manufacture her shoe insoles.
(2) Joyce is Suddenly More Asian every time she does coke off her Dousche Nozzle white boy fuck buddy. She goes into a dumpling creating frenzy to impress the Asian man that isn't there.
(3) Saule was faux-Suddenly More Asian around her Chinese study partner and "friend", Wei. Funny Kazakh, only East Asians are truly capable of being Suddenly More Asian and friends with Chinese!
(4) Xuwen was Suddenly More Asian when his parents were in town to win favor over his parents and Wei, his Chinese study partner and supposed girlfriend.
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You dont wanna be just plain friends, but you want some action with the relationship too
plain or good friends with casual sex on the side.
{friends with benefits}
"Abby and Derrick hooked up last night at Sam's party!"
"I thought they were just friends."
"Oh they are, it was just casual sex."
"More than friends, huh?"
a hamburger with fries is a good analogy too
hamburger is friendship, fries is sex/making out/bases/etc.
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when somebody has just farted they say the words more tea vicar in a posh english accent.
When in the right company everyone will laugh
excellent!!
Just after dad had sat down after eating some peculiar curry he farted very loudly . He then said more tea vicar and everyone was dying to laugh
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