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An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.
Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.
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Air that comes out of a woman's vagina during sex.
I love to make muff music during sex.
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A friend of yours that goes out and hunts down a different girl every night.
The Muff Hunter is a guy on a hunt for the finest broad in the bar. His friends are irrelevant and his night sucks if he does not hunt down the finest muff in the bar. This person typically hooks up with a lot of different girls.
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a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair
Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.
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Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.
My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.
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muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused
Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.
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Slang for female pubic hair. Or a transgendered individual with hairy vulva.
Damn...bitch got so much muff fluff between them legs it looks like the amazon, without the rain.
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