Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

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boob muffin

when a woman wears a bra that is too small for her and her boobs poke out of the top.

that woman has some huge boob muffins

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fuzz muffin

an endearing term for one's pet cat.

I let the fuzz muffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basically do something useful. So, she comes back and drops a dead baby bat at my feet. Y'know, a mouse with wings, and she looks at me as if to say: " So, how's THAT?"

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ghetto muffin

Loud ass ignant, ghetto mothafuckas that be hella annoying and ratchet. Cause lots drama make unnecessary comments and try to scare white kids.

teacher: There is lots of radiation from the nuclear plant in japan it could cause a number of things like mutations and-
Ghetto muffin: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA JAPS DUH NUH NUH NUH NAH NUH NAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Ghetto muffin: AY AINT DA HOLOCAUST WHEN ALL DEM JEWS WENT CAMPIN!!!

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dick muffin

a profoundly idiotic asshole with a small muffin penis

dude my dick muffin boss gave some old fag bag my job

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Snuggle Muffin

Someone who is extremely snuggable and loves to snuggle. Snuggle Muffins often enjoy snuggling up to Snuggle Heads and falling asleep. A fluffy muffin to aid snugglement.

Snuggle Muffins love Snuggle Heads.

I am desperate for snuggles, where is my Snuggle Muffin!?

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Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

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