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Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"

OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle

by Yung Musacuminada May 5, 2019


Muppet

Muppet: A Mindless Puppet

A person who conforms to society without thought.

Follows social norms mindlessly and controlled. A Mindless Puppet

John does whatever society expects him to do without thinking. What a Muppet!

by Raina Rayne January 2, 2024


Muppet

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.

The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?

by Eric th' Red November 14, 2008


Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors

She’s a muppet

by Love_my_words September 18, 2020


Muppet

Someone from Pittsburgh that vacations north of the city

Hey Dave where you from ? Answer. Muppet from Pittsburgh!

by Coomby December 10, 2022


Muppet

Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.

Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.

by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 23, 2024


Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023