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Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023


muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024


Flesh Muppet

a Term Used to Describe Pixars Modern 3D Humanoid Models and their use of Realistic Human Flesh and Hair Textures

its Used to Describe Pixars Failed Attempt to Make Their Realistic Human Models Look Cute or Cartoony Compared to
2D Animation and its Actually Cute and Colourful Vector Aesthetic

Man I Remember the Days When SGI Was Just Wowing People with Metalic Robots like in Beastwars
Now Pixars Art Style Looks like Flesh Muppets with Their Realistic Models

Even An Anime like Beastars Looks like a Bunch of Sylvanian Families and Stuffed Animals Bleeding and it Looks Creepy

Why Cant Animation in Film Be More like Animation Memes

by baliebox4916 October 8, 2021


Muppet face

An idiot

What a Muppet face!

by Lola wants a bone December 28, 2019


Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.

Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...

by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019


Muppet Master

An Engineering term of endearment used by Engineers to describe the Manager.

We best ask the Muppet Master to show us how to fix this, it looks really complex.

by RDRTakeDown February 13, 2018


Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.

Can I do a muppet broadcast with you two?

by Knullthu February 29, 2024