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A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their dicks standing tall and another person throws an airplane with a razor blade attached into them.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jim and Don come into work today?
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.
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(n.) Any person of Middle Eastern descent (Muslim or not) who has become fully assimilated into Western (white) culture.
My co-worker, Amir, is such an X-Box Muslim that he wears a North Face jacket instead of a burka.
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A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...
Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy
N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).
I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.
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While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.
person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!
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a reality t.v. show that is an embarrassment to muslims
and that should be known as "all american lebanese ppl"
"hey u c tht show all american muslim?"
"ya i was embarrassed as hell!"
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All-American Muslim is a reality show on TLC on Sundays @ 10/9c . The show takes a look at life in Dearborn, Michigan-home to the largest mosque in the United States-through the lens of five Muslim American families.
Each episode offers an intimate look at the customs and celebrations, misconceptions and conflicts these families face outside and within their own community.
"I watched All American Muslim last night and it was awesome !"
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