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Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)
Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
To lie or cap; to simply not tell the truth
Broooo you’re Nathaning right now, there is no way that happened.
The kind of person who will lie about anything and play the "whoa-is-me" card to gain sympathy and try, damned as he might, to bang any girl he locks eyes with. Basically the human equivalent of aids (never goes away) with a nasty attitude to boot.
Nathan: I just found out I got cancer and may only have a week to live. So can you like, sleep with me one last time so I can get one out while I'm still *gasp* alive
Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.
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