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I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson
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All round slogan. Use it to show that you disagree with a cause and have a hard time taking it seriously. Originally used by Ali G (Sascha Baron Cohen) at an anti-abortion rally.
Crusading speaker: We will not stand and watch while God's laws are being violated! Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry!
*loud cheer*
Random guy: Yeah, and free Nelson Mandela!
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A full nelson is when you take two hits of a joint and then let it go out while talking to your friends.
Also when you hulk out over seemingly small things.
Oh man, I pulled a full nelson again.
Oh shit, she's going full nelson!
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1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".
2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
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Sung Traveling Bob on O Brother, Where art thou? Coolass actor.
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A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.
Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson