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Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.
Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
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A saying of the rich country guys, going between one fun and cool idea to the next. Printed on the back of an awesome work rig; a rich guy probably just sold to another younger, but still rich guy.
On to the next ol’ son is printed on the back of a favorite vehicle, black, military grade painted, dual tired, lifted, flat bed, dark tint bullet proof windows, slight chrome trim, thieves would be afraid to break in, probably with a few gun racks, Cummings diesel engine truck, with a stabbing wagon (mid sized camper) behind it. The original owner sold it to pay for his newer, stronger truck, with a bigger, and fancier stabbing wagon (long finished horse trailer), higher military grade body, getting offers from Uncle Sams’ proudest, and with larger guns. Which he will add On to the next Ol’ son when he sells it.
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Something of extreme ridiculousness.
Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.
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-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.
-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.
-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.
-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."
-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.
-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora
Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.
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Catch
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Tuesday
cunt, the politically correct way, its not really p.c., but if you are in a p.c. crowd, they wont get it
"she was being a real catch you next tuesday"
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This is someone ,male or female,who claim to be in a relationship with only you ,but keeps you hidden from others. They do this is order to still appear single ,so they can continue to be sneaky on social media and dating sites. They will tell you they are a private person in order to not acknowledge your relationship with them publicly. You will never meet their family or friends .In reality, they are hiding multiple relationships with the opposite sex online .
These afflicted with this syndrome are usually a narcissist ,who tends to be loud , attention seeking, sneaky,and constantly plays the victim role to gain your sympathy . They are also selfish, entitled, and always thirsty for compliments and praise from multiple people in order to feed their fragile ego.
When you get suspicious and confront them about their behavior ,they will gas light you.
They will double down on the lies ,even after you present evidence of screen shots of said lies. They will move onto the next best thing, because they sense you are pulling away from them . Once you end the relationship ,they will quickly , generally within days , go public with the next best thing, in order to get one last dig in.
I thought Steve was such a great guy ,until I discovered he suffers from the next best thing syndrome .
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