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When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight
I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!
A sexual act where two males helicopter there penises whilst a third male masturbates in the corner. This usually takes place in a dimly lit room and the males participating commonly where tribal makeup.
Do you wanna come over to mine tonight and preform the samoan nightmare?
A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.
In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
My nickname for Lloret de Mar, party town on the Costa Brava, popular with pissheads and proles who come in on the cheap in tour buses from Netherlands, Germany etc., also called the Las Vegas of Europe.
"We stayed up all night long partying in Lloret de Mar. What a fucking lurid nightmare!"
DONT SCROLL ITS UR WORST NIGHTMARE
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Ur worst nightmare...🤯
Occurs when a male and female, preferably related and redneck, have sexual intercourse that causes pregnancy. After 9 months, instead of producing an inbred cyclops baby, the male and female give birth to a little niglet.
Guy 1: hey congrats on the baby brother! Your gonna be a great dad.
Guy 2: no way brother, that thing is a Carolina Nightmare!
A legendary Scenario paintball player, streamer, OLD af, but also a kind hearted tedy bear that couldn't hurt a fly.dont get me wrong though,In paintball you fear for your life when you play with him
John: nightmare pb is playing with us
Alin : of fuck we are going to die
Lucas : ha I am on nightmare pb's team we'er going to dominate the field