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The Nintendo Crew are a group of Nintendo impersonators who try and act like Nintendo characters in their little forum. they create Youtube movies to promote themselves and are like a tight community that is always active.
www.sbxband.com/n.htm
hi. i'm part of the Nintendo crew and i am "Yoshi"
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A game and cardboard craft set made by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch. Announced in Jan 17, 2018 and released on Apr 20, 2018. It’s selling point is the integration of the cardboard toys called Toy-Con with the software to create a semi AGR experience
“Hey, have you seen the Nintendo Labo yet?”
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a wii that is the most over rated 250 doller, plastic impulse buy. it just has 1 good 3rd party game and this is a definition that is made in 2009 not pre realease hype
damnit this has no games. stupid nintendo revolution
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The next console after the fucking shitty ass Wii U. It has 2 dildos as controllers and a double dildo grip attachment. It also comes with stripper tassels for your giant juicy sexy tits. It was created in 1969 by overly sexual and horny men at Nintendo so they could get pussy from the executives. Only currently owned by Donald Motherfuckin' Trump
The stripper at my local strip club uses the Nintendo Switch tassels for her tits.
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An overclocked GameCube bought by idiot consumers who don't know shit about real gaming who will hit themselves in the head when they realize the superior graphics of the 360 and PS3.
Nintendo Wii consumer - "My Wii is small and cheap. I love to play with my Wii all day."
360 Consumer - "I don't know if he's having a seizure or playing with his Wii. I'm going to watch an HD-DVD movie."
PS3 consumer - "When I got off work at my law firm. I'll hop in my Mercedes and buy a specially designed, gold-plated PS3 complete with rims and no vibrator. Then I'll pay $30 for a movie that came out 20 years ago just to watch it on my big-screen HD-TV 1080p."
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Nintendo gaming consoles were, for a very long period of time, the monopoly of the gaming industry. However, advances in PC gaming technology, as well as the intergration of the failing Sega company into the growing Sony Playstation market, and the introduction of Microsoft's X-Box, have proven to be potent in a market which Nintendo has been unable to succeed in the past decade... the adolescent market.
Nintendo's marketing strategy consists of gearing itself towards younger gamers, which more child-like titles, while at the same time attempting to win back it's nostalgia fanbase with remakes of classics such as Zelda and Metroid. Unfortunately, in the face of powerhouses such as the GTA series, Halo, and PC titles like Half-Life and pretty much any game Blizzard makes, Nintendo has been unable to compete with Sony and Microsoft.
This has lead to what some people believe the Nintendo Gamecube being the last Nintendo system (much like Sega's Dreamcast). The opposition to this are, the aforementioned 'nostalgia' gamers, who during the late 80's earlier 90's, instead of actually studying in school or working and getting money, played 'The Last Great Console' (NES or SNES, depending on what moron you ask) all day, and are now 30 year old males sitting in their parent's basement longing for the 'good ol days' when game challenges consist of whether or not Mario was going to move the direction you told him to.
Nintendo's latest marketing ploy is the DS, in an attempt to winback the handheld gaming industry in which it has dominated with it's Gameboy. However, heavy advertising and anticipation for Sony's PSP prove to be more than a match for Nintendo.
The 80's are over people. MJ is a pedophile, Alf went back to his planet, and Nintendo is a has-been gaming company.
Nowadays, whenever I visit a friends house, and the idea of playing video games come up, it's either Halo 2, GTA:SA, or a Sony sporting game... not Mario Kart on SNES you imbeciles.
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Another failure made by Nintendo.
Kid 1: I can't wait for the Nintendo Switch!
Common Person: What the hell is that?
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