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two-thirds-your-age-plus-six

It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.

examples:

10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99

You can't date her, she's 33 and you 23... use the "two-thirds-your-age-plus-six" rule dude.

by mastermixer February 21, 2011

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Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community

Another word for the LGBTQ+ community if you want to use it in an area full of homophobes.

Hey, do you support Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community?

Yeah of course I do!

by LiLbLaCkId August 16, 2021

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Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©

The preferred Wii Remote of the YouTuber Poofesure. Why is it special? Because... It's a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus© inside. Why else?

Poofesure: I am using a new Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©. My original Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© met its fate during my Wii fit video, I threw it...

by windjtd22 November 23, 2019


your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven

how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older

Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.

by kimmickal September 13, 2009

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tooter plus gabby equals love

see tooter is my friend.

What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble

sauce's low intelligence made me think tooter plus gabby equals love.

by Insaney February 15, 2004

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2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 27, 2017

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2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths

Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

Tim : Kid, go back to school

by Street Kid Timmy December 11, 2017

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