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text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

by Savage Protector. August 11, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet Texting

When texting is done on the toilet.

"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"Gross!"

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


text timing

the art of skilfully timing your texts when talking to someone you like to make them seem like you're not obsessed but you still like them

boy: hey
(15 minutes later)
girl: hey, what's up
(no pause)
boy: nothing much, you?

girl to friend: yo, just used awesome text timing on johnny and now we're text buddies.

by 19sixtyninee September 6, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


drunk text

A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 4, 2006

227๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Text Message

1. a way for teens to breakup with each other...
2. The act of messaging someone via cellular device...
3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinero off horomonally stressed teens...

1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries*
2. i just got a text message! SWEET!!!
3. I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES!

by Moe. S March 10, 2006

316๐Ÿ‘ 125๐Ÿ‘Ž


Text Raper

A person who texts you for hours and hours even if you say you are busy. A Text Raper has no life but to stare at his/her phone and wait for texts. He/She responds within 15 seconds of a text and continues texting forever, causing mental and physical abuse to you through text messages.

I was texting Rachel nonstop last night! She wouldn't stop texting me! She is such a Text Raper!

by Jshebs March 18, 2008

68๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shotgun Texting

When a person sends out a text to multiple people in the hopes that it "hits" one of them.

I went shotgun texting today. I sent "hi" to 4 people and only 1 responded back!

by Chris53456 May 26, 2009

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