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When a woman experiences REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep the clitoris becomes erect and is then known as a hungry beaver.
The arch enemy of a man's morning wood
When Bill woke up he noticed his morning wood was being attacked by a hungry beaver
A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.
Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.
Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.
or
Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.
The teenager that sings the popular (by other teenage girls) songs such as the contradicting, lying, and shitty "Baby", "One Less Lonely Girl", and "One Time".
There have been reports of a penis in the pants, but a vagina in the voice box.
a: You know that Justine Beaver hasn't hit puberty yet?
b: You know that I mix him up with Miley Cyrus?
a: Doesn't everybody???
OR
a: OhEmGee! Who's the chick singing "baby, ooh baby" on the radio right now?
b: Oh ya know! Just Justine Beaver. She has nice pearly whites, pretty hair and a pair or bee ehhh yoo ti fool singing pipes!
one of the two angry beavers from the nineties cartoon on nickelodeon. quite possibly the best cartoon ever.
there were two brothers. daggett and norbert.
if you were a nineties child, you watched this show. and of course ah! real monsters. =p
When their parents have another litter, Norbert (the smart one) and Daggett (the stupid one) Beaver have to strike out on their own. Their new home on a lake in middle of the forest seems to be the scene of most every odd occurrence imaginable. The two beavers have to deal with wacko government scientists, 100-foot walking splinters, super-long teeth, a fish so big it can swallow a Swede, a giant cricket, the dreaded stinky toe, evil mind-controlling pond scum, a Swamp Witch, zombies, Mexican wrestlers, lying documentary-film makers, a stupidity potion, a big fat hairy naked Canadian, and a too-friendly robot, along with many other problems. In the midst of all this, Norb and Dag satisfy their love of Grade-Z 50's sci-fi, hot peppers, Yoo-hoo, and, of course, wood. Life as an angry beaver is excellent, to say the least.
Extremely loud vagina fart or queef
Karen: Jenny did you just fart?
Jenny:Yeah outta my vagina.
Karen:Damn that was a beaver bomb!
Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga
a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)
Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?