goat moon

When a guy tucks his nuts between his legs and proceeds to moon somebody.

Snap, I didn't know Dan would have the balls to goat moon those badonkadonk girls! He got them all mean muggin!!

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hose goat

Ninnidoitforyou
Dintidoitforyou
Whenallidoisforyou
Kerrmit

Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner

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Day of the Goat

An annual event in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon goat meat is marinated in Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people. . .it is glorious.

preceded by Day of the Scroat

me: yo Johnny, you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Johnny Quid: oh sweet bra , that means tomorrow is Day of the Goat

me: sweet

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Road goat

A road goat is someone who travels often and makes sure that everyone else knows. Typically prone to blogging, gramming, tweeting or updating their followers with their latest travel details or stories about their weekend trips

Jason just got back from his epic transcontinental road trip.. what a road goat.

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Goat Brigade

An odd-lot collection of sots, one-offs and rogues who miraculously find each other. Unable to relate to society-at-large, they're at least able to bond with each other as a group.

Jed: Wow! I didn't think Applebee's would be so crowded...and what's up with all the braying sounds?!
Raoul: It's the Goat Brigade -- must be bowling night.
Ned: Goats!!
Raoul: Verdad!

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Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

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goat party

1. A party whose main attraction is the presence of a goat. Usu. the goat is free to roam and interact with drunken party-goers.

2. Any party with a goat in attendance.

Son! Are you having a goat party?

I had sex with the goat at the goat party.

At last week's goat party we thought the goat had died, but it was really just totally smashed.

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