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A phrase meaning a refusal to accept a situation or proposal.
"So she said she wanted an open relationship and I'm like 'I ain't brassin' that noise.'"
The ratio of useful information to useless information in any given statement.
George W Bush has a very low signal to noise ratio.
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Look out noise-
1. warn someone to stop talking
2. A way to tell someone to shut up because you don't care
3. Interuption used when someone is saying too much or giving too much info
1. Joe: "what happened with Jewels last night. She is so hot
Joe's girlfriend is walks up behind him
Rob loudly talking over joe: "Look out noise! "
2. Girl: "I know you have been with her! Don't lie! I saw her numb..."
Guy:look out noise
3. Jen:"What are you guys doing?"
Rob: "not shit"
Joe: "been smoking weed talking about getting some pus..."
Rob: "Look out noise!!"
The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.
Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah
Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.
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The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(
She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!
She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
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1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
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