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A fucking dick wad he sucks more dick than the average pornstar
A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.
Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan
Nolan's are sweet,kind,generous,loving,careful,handsome,hot and so much more.if by chance you ever get a Nolan even if y'all are just friends don't let them go they are very hard to come across but if you become their girlfriend then know this:they will never cheat on you, they will always care about how you feel even if they don't let you into their feelings at first but eventually they will let you in just give them some time they have some trust issues but that's just because they have had that thing happen to them multiple times just give them some time.
Person 1: look it's Nolan!
Person 2: I wanna make him mine.
Person 2: bad idea girl he has a girlfriend already and I wouldn't mess with her man
The guy that seems really cool on the outside but smacks your girls ass when you aren’t looking, people aspire to be him but he really isn’t that cool.
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is such a Nolan. He totally smacked Jason’s girls ass last night.
Guy 2: I had no idea he was a Nolan, I thought he was a Paolo.
The nicest man you'll ever meet. Will never cheat, and has a good sense of humor. And what makes it better he has a 56" cock and for it to not come out of the bottom of his pants, he has to wrap it around his thigh twice and shove it up his ass. Not in a gay way though, just so he doesn't trip on his cock.
Nolan's dick is sooooo huge omg!!!
Nolan is the kindest person ever and he cares a lot about others. He is handsome, kind, usually high, has great hair, and deserves the world. He is also a chick magnet, a cat person, and loves sitcoms/dramas. If you ever come across a Nolan in your life, never let go because he will change you in a way no one else has.
"Hey did you see Nolan over there, I heard he has all the ladies."
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"