you know the drill

an expression meaning "you know what to do, no questions required".

answering machine greeting: "yeah its hipster, you know the drill."
.... beeeep!

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i don't know

the three most helpful words in any relationship

who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know

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I know, right?

An affirmation that you agree with or can relate to the preceding statement. It can be used whether the speaker actually knows or not, but in the latter case it usually means that the speaker can attribute the preceding statement to themselves as well.

"I got so drunk at the party that I puked when I got home." "I know, right? I think I might have barfed up stuff from last year."

"My parents are such trogs." "I know right? Mine think my LJ is a literal notebook."

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Know your worth

Know your worth can be used in both positive and negative contexts. In a positive way it’s a form of both support and encouragement; you’re letting someone know they’re important. A contrasting way of using this is by implying someone is worth less than you or not worth anything.

Positive - It’s okay Emily, know your worth!
Negative - Stop being racist and know your worth you fat shit

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oh you know

can be used to answer any questions somebody asks. does not matter what the question is.

doctor: do u have any history of diseases in your family
Patient: Oh you know

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I know right?

An extremely fucking annoying expression used by everyone at school to say they are in total agreement. Usually used by dumbshits who think they are cool.

It has even become so popular that it is abbreviated "IKR" via texts and Internet, particularly Facebook.

Curtis: "Dang, that test was not even close to as hard as I thought it would be."

Shawna: "I know right?"


Trey: "Man, this lunch is so good!"

Shawna: "I know right?"

Cool kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! NO, I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU KNOW!"

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I don't know

I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.

Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.

1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."

**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."

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