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The best music since sliced bread,and its getting bigger
'fuck me man, speed garage is shit hot, better than any of that other shite on the radio'
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Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.
"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."
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really wide thighs, the kind tht u hav 2 pop out a ruler 4
"yo look at them legs, they so wide"
"she got them speed skaters"
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Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.
in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".
Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...
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1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.
1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.
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help, sam speed just axe murdered someone, it was on the news!
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the speed of light or sometimes refered to as light speed
its how fast light goes, idiot
jk, jk
bro how fast did i just go, oh wait you didn't see me cuz i was going the speed of light
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