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A woman who usually sober is nice and polite, but once she becomes drunk she's making out with everyone (including girls) and blows a guy but can't finish because she passes out
Nathan likes him some drunk skanks
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A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.
Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.
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When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.
Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."
Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."
Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."
Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"
Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."
Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.
Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).
Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
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Someone who is in such a drunken state that the stupid stuff they do begins to go beyond simple drunk annoyance.
Bob is being such a drunktard! He has had way too much to drink!He's started three different fights tonight. One of them was with a mailbox! I wish someone would drive his drunk-tarded ass home.
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A term used to describe someone behaving in a bewildered, confused, or dazed manner from having been physically, mentally or emotionally punched.
Commonly used phrase for Dementia pugilistica - a neurological disorder which may affect boxers and wrestlers who receive multiple dizzying blows to the head.
A phrase sometimes used to explain dazed behavior.
"He lost a fight tonight, his girlfriend broke up with him, and he's getting evicted tomorrow. He's punch drunk, give him a break!"
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Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.
Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.
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A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.
Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.
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