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Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob
When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.
Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff