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Emergency exit you wish was there (but never actually is) after something terrible has happened, and it is obvious to all that it was your fault.
The door in the floor is similar to the ACME hole mat.
When shit hit the fan, I looked for the door in the floor, but it wasn't there. Shit, man...
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Stray pieces of marijuana that one finds on the floor around their blunt/joint rolling space or in their smoking spot. When his dealer and his back-up dealer have a dry spell, the average stoner will do almost anything to achieve his daily dose of cannabis, sometimes he will scavenge around his room's floor, bathroom etc. and look to pick up any small, fallen pieces of marijuana and collect them to smoke. The resulting mess of stale, dirty and assorted kinds of marijuana are called Floor Haze.
Stoner A: Yo man, you got any weed left?
Stoner B: Naw man, but we can look for some Floor Haze.
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Its a joke when someone yells THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! that means find anywhere to go on top of or hang on but none of you body parts can touch the floor the catch is you only have 5 seconds to find something.
"In walmart bob yelled THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! when I was picking out a XBOX game".
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When one finds a sufficient quantity of dope (weed, pills, rock, etc) to catch a buzz on the floor. Usually in a time of need or after a session.
Wake up Sunday morning after the boys have been over, broke, tired, empty bag of weed. Would like to have a smoke but got no weed left. Hang your head down to ponder, and out of the corner of you eye you spot a shiny bud on the floor...FLOOR SCORE!
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A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.
The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".
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Any time you walk into a dirty, skummy bathroom, and your shoes stick to the floor and make that noise like wax being pulled off of skin. Usually they are the bathroom's that have condom machines hanging everywhere, and drunk guy's passed out next to the toilet.
"So, I'm with this girl, Ashley, right? and I'm like lets go "hang out" at your place... and she's like 'ok, but you need a rubber' so I'm like, this crappy ol bar should have one in their bathroom, I walk in, and I'm stuck to the floor...when I pry myself off the pee-floor, shes gone, so is my erection!"
I was stuck to the pee-floor for a half-hour in front of the urnal, so I decide, if I pee on my shoes maybe I could get out of it....WRONG, it jus encaked it more...HELP!!!
I wet my pants last night in the bar cause I got stuck to the pee-floor as soon as I walked in to the bathroom...I couldn't hold it....it was...painful...
"I got to go to the bathroom...too many beers my friend!"
"You can't be serious? In this crappy bar? The pee-floor will get you for sure!"
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Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.
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