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Onion girl

Onion girls are a particular highly irritating and irritable female specimen. They tend to monopolize the front of the class, constantly reminding the teacher about homework and they will never stop asking stupid questions and complaining and crying about everything. Their biggest passion is to attend class and they don’t have a life outside of university studies. The only form of entertainment that onion girls enjoy is the mobile video game Hay Day, to which they are addicted. The natural evolution of the onion girl is the garlic girl, much more irritating and annoying.

A: Patricia is totally unbearable, she can’t stop crying about her homework.
B: Leave her, she’s an onion girl.

by El Pingaculebras February 2, 2022

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onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.

Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.

by onionculturedalailama February 10, 2019


Onion culture

smallest cult in America (this is very true.)

"Onion culture is 100% the smallest cult in America since it only has .2 followers."

by hammertime123467 February 10, 2019


onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions

At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021


onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.

Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.

by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010


Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020


onion hoe

An “Onion Hoe” is a female that you’ve known for some time and have grown to learn and expect their slutty tendencies and behaviours. But just when you think you can predict her next actions, layers upon layers shed and the hoe stereotype inside becomes more and more defined.

Damn i knew she got around but i didn’t expect it to steadily get worse, she an onion hoe

by atlan200 July 27, 2018