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A comment used when someone asks a stupid question online.
Explicit Content: What should I do today?
ChaosTony: Suicide is your only option.
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Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.
Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.
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Trip made up by a husband meaning everyone but his wife can go
This is a boy’s only fishing trip, so everyone but my wife can go.
When you’re the only child in the family and have no siblings. Maybe you ate one in the womb idk.
bro you know that quiet guy, Christian, yeah he radiates only child energy.
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The lower abdominal muscles of an out-of-shape or overweight person, or any standard, regular beer drinker. Described as an inverted arch protruding from the gut of a shirtless yokel. Standard issue for most plus size models.
ant.: Abercrombie "V"
Ex. Pokechop is the poster child for the Members Only "U" and damn proud of it.
"Sure, I model! When you weigh two hunskies and a half, Members Only is all over you..... literally"
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The reply to any question in which you are stuck for an answer.
Friend - why didn't you come to my party on Friday?
Reply - Aww its only a bleedin' whistle
This phrase was coined from father Ted, when Father Damien/Damo steals Mr Benson's whistle.
When caught for this terrible crime he can’t see why such a big deal was made over the whistle being stolen and replies, “it’s only a bleedin' whistle"
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a term used by adolescent whores prior to, after, or while doing something morally unacceptable or blatantly idiotic.
example 1:
kelly: "so I might have just given an old man a bj for some cocaine.."
lori: "what the fuck! I thought you were gonna make better choices after setting the Lawson's cat on fire.."
kelly: "fuck it, you only live once.."
example 2:
dawson: "man, can you believe it, after 2 years of being together, amber goes out and cheats on me! then, to make it worse, she tries to defend herself by saying 'you only live once!'.. fuck her."
ken: "so not cool. what a fucking stupid whore."
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