When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.
"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."
A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”
“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy
Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.
A canine utilized for self pleasure.
Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy
I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.
A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
“Shuffle the puppies!”
The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.