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When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.
Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child
A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.
See Platypus
Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."
A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character
Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa
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A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
“Shuffle the puppies!”
A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable
Man, that guy is one horny puppy.