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Pocket pals

A fidget toy specifically designed to help you smile. Made out of glass by Eran Park.

When I’m sad I play with my pocket pals and everything just gets better.

by Sir W. Played. March 28, 2022


Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.

If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.

by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022


bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022


Potato pal

Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.

Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss

by The_realbillgates February 24, 2019


Fuzzy Pal

an awesome little buddy for your awesome little offspring. something they attach too and not let go of

Got my mini me a Fuzzy Pal, now cant get that thing away long enough to wash the dang thing!

by funkeymama July 24, 2012


Buddy ol’ Pal

Licking from front to back in one swift motion.

When ones partner wins the trick and you say, “Good Job buddy ol’ pal.”

by Lair’s Table January 22, 2021


Sugar pal

A Sugar pal is similar to a sugar daddy except the people involved are much closer in age, a sugar pal uses money in exchange for sexual favors and other benefits

Nathan: wow, I cant believe Emily was lucky enough to get a sugar pal to take care of her instead of dealing with old men

Sam: I know right!! She's so lucky I wish I had someone like that!

by ShreksLoveChild April 23, 2019